apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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