What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Randomize
