it's great music for shaving your balls
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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