please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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