the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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