Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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