Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
So here I am, sexting at work.
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