Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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