I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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