He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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