Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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