Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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