Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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