i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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