Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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