And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Randomize
