On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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