I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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