Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I believe in your delicious
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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