People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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