She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
wow bdsm is so cute
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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