btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
be right there i have to get my cape
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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