Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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