At least make sure they are 18
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
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