"it" just moved
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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