I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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