i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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