No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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