ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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