But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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