What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
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