He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
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