we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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