why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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