How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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