"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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