im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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