Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
