I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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