we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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