all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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