part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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