Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
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