we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
What a dumb baby whore.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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