I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Randomize
