he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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