You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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