This girl is more easily done than said...
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
