Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
I enjoy the company of your penis
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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