okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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