he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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