So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
Randomize
