her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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