You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Randomize
