...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Randomize