I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
