Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
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